The Breakup
Sweater: "You're not ready for this. I'm asking too much with all the seaming and alternating skeins. "
Me: "Yeah."
Sweater: "So we're breaking up?"
Me: "OK, I'm frogging you."
*rip, rip, rip*
Sweater: "We're broken..."
Me: "It's over... Hey, what are you doing? Get back in your storage bag."
Sweater: "Break up cast on."
Me: "Break up cast on..."
Sweater: "Break up ribbing, break up button band..."
Me: "Break up ribbing...button band...mmmm"
Dang...
Stupid sweater monogomy. I was ready to start seeing someone new.
Cue the McDreamy music.
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